Encounters at the hairdressers

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i: so, yes, I want highlights.
a very strange woman from the Dominican Republic: highlights, this? (points to her pitch black hair which has something like 5 yellow highlights)
i: no, more subtle ones to make the root dissolve into the rest of the hair. I just want to look naturally blond.
avswftDR: yes yes nature blond.
i: ok?
avswftDR: yes yes, i make nature blond.

Very strange woman from the Dominican Republic mixes the haircolor.

avswftDR: root or all hairs?

i *wtf, wasn't I getting highlights? Ok, whatever*: only the root please


Very strange woman from the Dominican Republic dyes the whole hair


avswftDR: you want blowdry?
i: no thank you, doesn't really work with my hair. I'll be like a scarecrow
avswftDR: yes yes

Very strange woman from Dominican Republic blow dries Inga's hair. Very strange woman also brushes the curls and sprays it with a ton of hair lack. Inga becomes like Shirley Temple with her finger stuck in a power socket.

avswftDR: Is 75 Euro.
i: Erm, allright. *Hands avswftDR two 50 euro bills*
avswftDR: I have no more change. *gives Inga 22,50 euros back.*
i. Ehh... ok... thanks?
avswftDR: bye bye. Good day.

But still, the haircut aint that bad in the end: